Whoever is sick of Jennifer Aniston, raise your hands.
If her boyfriend, musician John Mayer, would like some friendly advice, it would be this: never break up with Jennifer. We would hypothetically be hearing about it for years to come. We’ve heard about how “homewrecker” Angelina Jolie ruined her relationship with Brad Pitt for who knows how long. Having some trouble letting go, Jen?
Well, if you’ve been left wanting more Aniston news, you’re in luck. Jennifer is revealing all in a new issue of GQ magazine, which features her stripped down to her birthday suit wearing nothing but a necktie. In the issue, Aniston answers more questions about her current squeeze (no, she is NOT pregnant with John Mayer’s love-child) and makes a futile attempt at humor while ranting about the Jolie-Pitt clan, stating that “the funny thing is, people don't realize we all go away to The Hamptons on the weekends".
I’m sure Jen would be delighted to even get the privilege of a rebuttal. It would mean that Brad and Angie actually paid attention to her ramblings.
So, what has been Aniston up to these days other than trash-talking Angelina? She reported to GQ that she’s currently working on a project called “Pumas”, which she summarizes as a film about two “aspiring cougars” that is “sort of a female ‘Wedding Crashers’”. Other than foreshadowing Jen’s future, the soon-to-be 40 year old actress states that she’s all about female empowerment and absolutely loves the premise of the film.
The sad thing is that Jen doesn’t even have to open her mouth to contradict herself. Why does she feel the need to strip down and bare all for a magazine cover when she’s so worried about what the tabloids are saying about her relationships? Please raise your hands again if you think that Jen can do much better.
